- Relatives that have been dead for years come to visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
- You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
- You say the same sentence over and over, not realizing that you have said it before.
- The sun is too loud.
- Trees begin chasing you.
- You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
- You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.
- You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
- You can hear mimes.
- You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
- Things become "Very Clear".
- You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
- The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
- You begin speaking in a language only you and Channelers can understand.
- You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
- Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
- You and Reality file for a divorce.
- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
- You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the
- white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
- You can travel without moving.
- Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
- You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
- You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for
- the rest of the night.
- Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
- You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.....
- Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.