Big Nose Billy Blue's Famous Booger Stew Song 
Out west I met an outlaw, name of Big Nose Billy Blue.
He was big & mean & nasty & known to've killed a man or two.
When asked to stay for vittles I said, "I'd love to Billy Blue. "
He pushed a bowl at me and growled, "Eat up it's booger stew."
Booger stewwwww Booooooger stewwwww
I bit my lip and the tears welled up not want'in to be rude.
I gulped, "What's in it Billy?" He grinned, "It's just a treat for you."
His nostrils flared like cannons he said, "It's just my secret brew."
Then he pulled his six gun and I knew what I'd have to do.
Booger stewwwww Booooooger stewwwww
I grit my teeth and held my nose and sipped it while I cried.
It tasted good I told him, but my blood ran cold inside.
"Now how'd you make it taste so good?" I asked him to confide.
"Chopped beef, you know, hambooger," he said. And I sat right down and cried.
Booger stewwwww Booooooger stewwwww
Quick Draw Run-on
Two boys playing quick
draw:
1st boy: "My Cubmaster can
shoot a gun faster than any
man in the West."
2nd boy: "Really? What do
they call your Cubmaster?"
1st boy: "Toeless Joe."
Great Salt Lake Council