Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
Oh, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it went right to my head.
Wherever I may roam, on land or sea or foam.
You will always hear me singing this song: Show me the way to go home.
Fancy word version:
Indicate the way to my habitual abode, I'm fatigued and I want to retire.
Oh, I had a little liquid sixty minutes ago, and it went right to my cerebellum.
Wherever I may perambulate, on land or sea or atmospheric bubbles.
You will always hear me humming this melody: Indicate the way to my habitual abode.