Tune: If You're Happy]
Oh, I wish I was a little stripe-ed skunk.
Oh, I wish I was a little stripe-ed skunk.
I would sit up in the tree-sies, and perfume all the
breezies.
Oh, I wish I was a little stripe-ed skunk.
Mosquito-Oh, I'd itchy and I'd bitey, under everybody's nighty.
Cake of Soap-Oh, I'd slippy and I'd slidey over everybody's hidey.
Fishy in the Sea-Oh, wouldn't I look cute, without my bathing suit.
English Sparrow-Oh, I'd sit up in the steeple, and spit on all the people.
Bog o' Mud-Oh, I'd oozy and I'd goozy into everybody's shoesie.
Slippery Root-Oh, I'd stick up in the trail, and I'd flop you on your tail.
Candle Flame-Oh, I'd be so very bright, and go out every night.
Safety Pin-And everything that's busted, I would hold until I rusted.
Can of Soda-I'd go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp.
Kangaroo-Oh, I'd hippy and I'd hoppy inside my mommy's pockie.
Spoon of Castor Oil-Oh, I'd lubricate the chassies of all the lads and lassies.
Sugar Bun-Oh, I'd slippy and I'd slidey into everyone's insides.
Juicy little orange-When you squeeze me, I would squirty onto everybody's shirty.
Foreign car-I would run and I'd speedy over slow pedestrians' feety.
Water Bed-Oh, I'd wobble and I'd wiggle and make the sleepers giggle.