First Aider's Song, The

On the first day of camping, the Leader sent to me
A boy who had skinned his knee
On the second day of camping, the Leader sent to me
Two banged heads, and a boy who had skinned his knee
three nose-bleeds...
four mozzie bites...
five nettle-stings...
six boys with splinters...
seven upset tummies...
eight cuts and grazes...
nine twisted ankles...
ten homesick Leaders...
eleven boys with measles...
twelve angry parents...