Chicken Song

Leader: We had a chicken
That couldn't lay eggs
All: We had a chicken
That couldn't lay eggs.
Leader: Until that rooster
Came in our yard.
All: Until that rooster
Came in our yard.
Leader: And caught our chicken
Right off its guard.
And caught our chicken
Right off its guard.

Refrain:
All: We're having eggs now
We never used to
Until that rooster
Came in our yard.
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.
We're having eggs now
We never used to
Until that rooster
Came in our yard.

Additional Verses:
Chicken....lay eggs....eggs
Cow....give milk....eggnog
Dog...have pups...pooched eggs
Garden...grow plants ...eggplants
Gum tree...grow ...Chicklets
Scout Camp...girls...Chicks
Me and my wife... no kids...egg heads
Field... grow flowers...chickweed
Car...run ...yolkswagen
Comedian...get laughs...yokes
Army...win battles ...shelled
Cannon...fire...We have no rooster