Oh, a cannibal king with a big nose ring, fell in love with a dusky maid,
And every night by the pale moonlight, across the lake he came.
Oh, a hug and a kiss for his cannibal miss, in the shade of the old palm tree,
Whenever they met, they sang a duet, that sounded like this to me:
Bar-rumph [kiss, kiss], bar-rumph [kiss, kiss], bar-rumph ti di a di aye,
Bar-rumph [kiss, kiss], bar-rumph [kiss, kiss], bar-rumph ti di a di aye.
We'll build a bungalow, big enough for two,
Big enough for two, my honey, big enough for two, wa, wa, wa,
When we are married, happy we'll be,
Under the bamboo, under the bamboo tree,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
If you'll be M-I-N-E mine, I'll be T-H-I-N-E thine,
And I'll L-O-V-E love you all the T-I-M-E time;
You are the B-E-S-T best of all the R-E-S-T rest,
And I'll L-O-V-E love you all the T-I-M-E,
Wrap 'em up, stack 'em up, any old time.