Billboards

As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day,

I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay,

The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before,


The wind and rain had done their work and this is what I saw:


"Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes -- chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer

Kennel Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion clear;

Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar

And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars!"


"So take your next vacation in a brand new Fridgidaire--

Learn to play piano in your winter underwear --

Doctors say that babies should smoke until they are
three,(slowly) ....in
flow-thru tea bags.