The Life of a Dog is for Me  
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
When I'm just a dreamin' and schemin'
I think of things I'd like to be
And the thing that I've finally decided,
the life of a dog is for me, for me!
The life of a dog is for me!
A dog’s life is simply quite lovely.
Chasing mailmen would really be fun!
I'd torment the cat and I'd chew up your hat,
And then I would lie in the sun, the sun!
And then I would lie in the sun!
When people come by I'd be just a bit shy,
I'd lick them and when I was through,
I'd show them a trick and I'd chase them a stick.
And then I would pee on their shoe, their shoe!
And then I would pee on their shoe!
I'd lie on the floor and I'd bark at the door.
And when I was wet I would stink
I'd scratch at a flea, and I'd climb on your knee.
And out of the toilet, I'd drink, I'd drink!
Out of the toilet, I'd drink!
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Call the Hogs Yell
SOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEE,
SOOOOOOOO, EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
PIG PIG PIG PIG!!!
Cat Cheer
Stand and give a loud "Meow"
three times.
2000 lb Canary Applause
Put hands on opposite shoulders,
while opening and closing elbows,
say, "Here, kitty, kitty."
Great Salt Lake Council