[Tune: K-K-Katy]
C-c-c-chigger, horrible chigger,
You're the only b-b-b-bug that I abhor.
When the m-m-moon shines over the campsite,
I will scratch my b-b-b-bites until they're sore.
C-c-c-chicken, a la-la king-en,
You're so g-g-g-good I want some more.
When b-banquet is all over,
I'll be waiting at the b-b-b-bathroom door.
G-g-g-grapefruit, belligerent grapefruit,
You're the only f-f-f-fruit that I detest.
When I sp-spoon you from the rind,
All the j-j-j-juice squirts right out on my vest.
I-i-i-ice cream, c-c-c-cake-um,
You're the very f-f-f-food that I adore.
When I've f-finished with my salad,
Please come through the k-k-k-kitchen door.