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England Swings like a pendulum do,
Bobbies on bicycles, 2 by 2
Westminster Abby, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy red cheeks of the little children.
Now if you huff 'n puff,
and you finally save enough money,
(Ya ought) to take your family
on a trip across the sea
Take a tip before you take your trip
Let me tell you where to go.
Go to England Oh
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Your mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling off the window sill frolic in the grass
Trying to mock the way they talk
Fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper man with derby hats and canes.
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