InsaneScouter - Stop the Presses Opening - Ceremonies Cub Scout

Stop the Presses Opening

Personnel: Five Cubs
Equipment: A rolled newspaper for each boy
Set-Up: The Cub Scouts run onto stage.  As each Cub Scout repeats his part, he opens the paper to "read".
All Cubs: Extra!  Extra!  Let us read to you all about it!

1st Cub:  Wow!  The headline says there's going to be a great Pack meeting for Pack (number) tonight!  Sounds like fun!
2nd Cub: Hey! The Who's Who page says there's going to be some advancements and awards given out.  That sounds neat!
3rd Cub: Would you look at the sports page?  It says there's going to be fun games and activities for everyone.  This is sounding exciting!
4th Cub: Cool!  The food section talks about the great refreshments that will be served.  I know I can't wait!
5th Cub: Hey Guys!  In the comic section, it says there's going to be some hilarious and funny skits and jokes.  You know, that reminds me of a joke.  What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and read all over?  A zebra, skunk, and Dalmatian reading a newspaper!  Great joke, huh?!

All Cubs: Now that we've let you know what's going on we hope you'll enjoy the pack meeting as much as we will!!

 

 

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