A line of Scouts comes on stage marching. The scout in the back sneezes. The leader turns to the second in line and asks, "did you sneeze?" The second in line says "no". The leader says, "liar" and hits the second in line. He falls to the side.
The line of Scouts continues marching. The scout in the back sneezes.
The leader turns to the new second in line and asks, "did you sneeze?"
The new second in line says "no". The leader says, "liar" and hits the second in line. He falls to the side.
This continues until there is only the leader and one other Scout. They continue marching. The other Scout sneezes. The leader turns and says, "did you sneeze?" The other Scout says, "ahhhh yea".
The leader says, "gazoontight" and pats him on the back.