Muscle Building Champs

CAST:              6 boys in uniform holding props as described below.

Setting:           All boys come on stage and one at a time step forward and speak their lines.

ALL TOGETHER: We all excel in building muscles
                   We’re champs at that, you see;
                   Just listen to our stories
                   And we're sure you will agree.

1ST BOY:           I hold the title of strongest in my den
                   Do you suppose it’s because of my friend?

(Holds up toy skunk. Other boys hold their noses.)

2ND BOY:           I’m known as the den’s muscle man this year,
                   Most of my muscle is between my ears.

(Pulls out a small hat from behind his back and tries desperately to fit it on his head.)

3RD BOY:           I hold the title of fastest of all,
                   I’m first in line for the chow basket call.

(Pulls out a bag of cookies and begins eating.)

4TH BOY:           I’m known as the champion of the high jump,
                   One time I missed and got a big lump.

(Rubs head, with a painful expression on his face.)

5TH BOY:           To keep in shape, I exercise each day,
                   I wonder why my muscles turned out this way.

(Removes sweatshirt to show colorful padding on arms and legs.)

6TH BOY:           I’m the champ at making things disappear, you see,
                   Watch us all disappear, as I count to three.

(He counts slowly 1-2-3 as the curtain closes.)