A group of scouts is out hunting along with the troop chaplain. The Troop Chaplain says, "Look, there goes a duck." A Scout using an imaginary rifle takes a shot and missing says something beginning with Dang. (Dang, I missed. Dang, missed it again. Dang, can't hit anything, etc.)
Each time the chaplain explains that he is the chaplain and cautions the Scouts for their language and that they will anger the Lord. Finally, the chaplain being somewhat put-outs, says: "If you use that language once more, the Lord will strike you down on the spot!". Repeat the scenario. There is one, bang. Dang, missed it again. Then from outside of the campfire are is a loud band. One of the Scouts yells, lookout for the lightning, and the chaplain falls to the ground. A voice from outside the campfire says in a deep voice, "Dang! Missed Again!"