YOU MIGHT BE LIVING IN UTAH IF:
1. You live on Redwood Road, but there are no Redwood Trees.
2. Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but close for the opening of hunting season.
3 The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift (or in St. George, a golf cart).
4 In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.
5 There is a town spelled Tooele that is pronounced ‘two-ill-a’ and the Oquirrh Mountains are called ‘oak- ker’.
6 Every driveway has an 8-passenger SUV and a pickup.
7 Ninety percent of the population was born in California.
8 Every back yard has at least one fruit tree and everyone grows a few tomatoes
9 More movies and TV shows are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.
10 The July 4th celebration lasts 20 days
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MORE CHEERS
GREAT SALT LAKE:
Pretend to go swimming there. As you get in the water, it is cold, so say “Ouch, ouch, ouch!” Then float along without sinking, and say “Ahhhhh!”
OLYMPICS:
The best winter Olympics anyone ever had. Everyone pat yourselves on the back.
BIG COTTONWOOD CANYON SKIING:
Put on skies, ride up the lift, take off, straight down, fall with a huge clap and slide down the mountain in a tangle of skis, bindings, arms, and legs. Get up unhurt and say, “That was fun!”