[Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic]
He jumped out of the aeroplane without a parachute
[Repeat twice more.]
But he ain't going to jump no more.
Chorus
Gory, gory, what a heck of a way to die. [Repeat twice more.] Well, he ain't going to jump no more.
He landed on the tarmack like a dab of strawberry jam.
[Repeat twice more.]
And he ain't going to jump no more.
We scraped him up and mailed him back inside an envelope.
[Repeat twice more.]
And he ain't going to jump no more.