The Lost Aliens

Cast: Two space aliens, Ma, Pa, Sonny, and Sis
Setting: The two aliens arrive in front of the hillbilly family seated around a cook pot or a campfire.
Ma: Howdy strange lookin' green fellers. What ya'll want?
Alien #1: Tell us how to get to Bloomington.
Ma: Well I don't rightly know, but I'll ask Sonny.  Oh Sonny, how do you get to Bloomington?
Sonny: Well Ma, I don't rightly know, I'll ask Sis.  Sis, how do you get to Bloomington?
Sis: Well Sonny I don't rightly know, let me ask Pa.  Pa, how do you get to Bloomington?
Pa: Let me see now...I don't rightly know how to get to Bloomington.
Alien #2: Boy, you Earth people are really dumb.
Pa:  You're mighty uppity for a little green feller, aren't ya?  But you see it's this way. We may be dumb, but we ain't lost!


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