Have You Seen my Belly Button?

Cast: Dog owner, Passengers on a bus, stuffed animal
Setting: City Bus

The owner goes around on the bus asking people if they've seen his Belly Button. Some ignore him, and women gasp. People are horrified. Some respond, "The nerve of him!" "How crude!" "What a rude person!"

Finally, he spots the toy and exclaims,

Person: Ah! Belly Button! There you are, you bad dog!


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