Cast: UMITW under a blanket, Circus Announcer, as many people as you want (say up to 4 or 5), victim
Setting: Circus, Boardwalk
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Come and see the Ugliest Man in the World! (or Smell the Worst Breath in the World!) Ah you, Sir, would you like to try?
#1: Sure, why not! I've got a strong stomach! (looks under and faints (or says, Bad Breath!))
Continue with your other "volunteers." Each faints with, "Oh, Gross," "He's Ugleeeee!" and so on.
Bring in your victim and invite him to look (or smell.) Suddenly, the UMITW faints in a similar manner to the volunteers (or says, Bad Breath!)