Center stage is a lad fishing from a billy can or bucket, he keeps pulling the rod as though he has something on the line. A passer-by looks at him as he walks by and then walks on. After a few steps, the passer-by comes back to the lad.
Passer by: "What are you doing there then?"
Fisher: "I'm fishing, what does it look as though I'm doing?"
Passer by: "Fishing eh! what are you fishing for."
Fisher: "I'm fishing for suckers."
Passer by: "Have you caught any?"
Fisher: "Yes you're the third today"