Cast: Leader, 3-4 Kids in messy uniforms, missing hats, inside out, not tucked in, and so on, and One Kid in perfect, full uniform
Setting: Meeting Hall
Leader: Troop! (Does the sign.) Line up for inspection.
A kid in a perfect uniform is at the end of the line. The leader checks each one and says, "Hmm," at each one, writes down something. Gets to the last, kid.
Leader: Johnny! You're in perfect uniform! How many times will it take for you to get it right! You make the others look bad!