A young Eagle candidate is brought in for his Eagle Board of Review. He is asked if he has completed all of his required Merit Badges? The scout says, "Well, maybe so and maybe not".
The Scoutmaster asks the Scout if he has lived with scout spirit? The scout replies, "Mmmm … now & then".
Scoutmaster, impatient now, asks him where he did his Eagle project, and the scout replies "here and there". The Scoutmaster dismisses the Scout.
The Scout asks "when will I receive my Eagle award. The Scoutmaster smugly says, "Oh, sooner or later."