BEEN FISHING
#1 Where have you been?
#2 We’ve been fishing down at the Jordan River.
#1 Really? What kind of fish does it have in it?
#2 I caught this Sole [sole of a shoe]
#3 I caught this Snapper [rubber band, old girdle, or sling shot]
#4 I caught this Shellfish [Shell oil can]
#5 I caught this Skate [roller skate]
#6 [Enters with a long line out the door and tugging on it.]
#1 Woo, what have you got there?
#6 Just an old Crab. [Pulls Cubmaster or another leader in with hook in the seat of pants—make certain this is prearranged with the leader].
Image by Mabel Amber from Pixabay
LITTER BUG LOU AND TIDY BUG TED
My name is Litter Bug Lou, And, oh what us litterbugs do! We clutter the country with papers and trash, At making a mess, we’re really a smash. Too lazy to take our trash to a can, We drop cups and wrappers all over the land. The roadsides and parks are scenes of our folly, To see things cleaned up makes us melancholy. I’m Tidy Bug Ted, of the Tidy Bug Clan We work to keep everything spic and span. We pick up litter wherever we are, And always carry litterbags in our car. We’ll KO Lou and all of his band. Then America will be a beautiful land, Free of litter, trash, and clutter. The beauty we see makes our hearts flutter.