Cast: 2 Cowboys, Sheriff, Goofball Setting: Saloon #1 & 2 and the sheriff are in talking to each other while goofball is polishing his gun.
#1: I'm so brave that I once faced a pit full of hissing, poisonous snakes and shot each one before I climbed out.
#2: That's nothing. I once was all alone helping all sorts of people when a flood came through town.
Sheriff: I'm really brave, that's why I'm a sheriff. I once put away 20 bad guys all by myself. (Goofball's gun fires accidentally.)
Goofball: (All three guys run off, really scared.) Gee, I was only washing my gun!