Pencils

Man Wearing Cap Sideways (looking Goofy) holding pencils says quietly: Pencils, Pencils, Pencils. People Walk by in disgust. Good Scout: Let me help you sell your Pencils. Vendor: Okay! Good Scout: First, you need to get their attention. first, you must Yell "PENCILS!" Now you try it Vendor: Quietly "pencils" Scout: Louder Vendor: a little louder "Pencils" Scout: Really Loud Vendor: Jumping up and Yelling at the top of his lungs: "P_E_N_C_I_L_S!!" Scout: Okay, Now how much are they? Vendor: Duh, I dunno Scout: Say "3 for 5" Vendor: 3-4-5 Scout: Okay, are they Sharp? Vendor: I dunno Scout: Say Some are, Some aren't. Vendor: Some are, Some aren't. Scout: Okay, if someone does not want to buy them, what do you say? Vendor: I dunno Scout: Say If you don't, someone else will. Vendor: If you don't, someone else will. Scout: Good that ought to help you have a good day! A man enters holding a magazine... The vendor jumps up and knocks the magazine out of the man's hands, yelling, "PENCILS!" Man: Do you know how much this magazine costs? Vendor: 3-4-5? Man: Is the rest of your family as smart as you are? Vendor: Some are, Some aren't. Man: Would you like me to knock your head off? Vendor: If you don't someone else will!