Judge, Bailiff, 3 (or more) Scruffy Guys, Peanuts (person)
Setting: Courthouse
Judge: Order in the court! Order in the court! Bring in the first case!
(Bailiff brings in a scruffy guy.)
Judge: What's your problem?
#1: Duh, I like to throw Peanuts against walls! Hic!
Judge: 30 days psychiatric treatment! Next!
Judge: What's your problem?
#2: Duh, I like to throw Peanuts out the window!
Judge: 30 days psychiatric treatment! Next!
(Judge becomes increasingly bored)
Judge: Oh, not another, What's your problem?
#3: Duh, I like to throw Peanuts into a lake!
Judge: 30 days psychiatric treatment! Why do they send me all the loonies, Next!
(Finally, the bailiff brings in the last, really scruffy, bloodied, shirt torn, no shoes, so on.)
Judge: What's your problem? (Sigh....)
Peanuts: I'm Peanuts! (Passes out.)
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