Pain Is Where You Find It

CAST:                  DOCTOR
                            PATIENT
                           (Add extras according to the number of boys in den)

SETTING:           Doctor’s office

DOCTOR:            Good morning Mr. Smith

MR. SMITH:         (Bending over in pain.)
                             Oh...Oh...this pain!!!

DOCTOR:            Where does it seem to be?

MR. SMITH:         In my back. I can’t straighten up.

DOCTOR:            When did the pain start?

MR. SMITH:         This morning when I was getting dressed.

(At this point the Doctor examines Mr. Smith. He can call in other specialists to look at Mr. Smith too.)

DOCTOR:            (Bending over and doing something to patient's legs.)
                             There now, try to straighten up.

MR. SMITH:         (Flashing a big smile.) Doctor!!! My pain is all gone!!! It’s a miracle!!!

DOCTOR:            Of course it has … your suspenders were fastened to your socks.