CAST: As many CUBS as you’d like (at least 6 recommended)
One person was designated as J.C. PENNEY.
PROPS: Towel and one article of clothing for each character,
SETTING: One boy on stage, another boy enters
1ST BOY: Where did you get that hat?
2ND BOY: I got it from J.C. PENNEY.
1ST BOY: Where did you get that shirt?
3RD BOY: I got it from J.C. PENNEY.
1ST BOY: Where did you get those pants?
3RD BOY: I got it from J.C. PENNEY.
(Boys continue to enter one at a time carrying an article of clothing and are asked by the
1ST BOY where they got it. They always answer “I got it from J.C. PENNEY.”)
J.C. PENNEY: (Enters wrapped only in a towel - Remove shirt and wear pair of shorts under a towel to
look naked.
I’m J.C. PENNEY, has anyone seen my clothes?