Props: A large box that Cubs can step into and out of; decorate front with knobs and dials.
Cub #1:Ladies and gentlemen, this is the fantastic, terrific magic future machine. By entering this machine you will know your future career.
Cub #2: Let me try it first!
Cub #1: OK, enter the chamber (he turns dials on the front). Come out and reveal your future. (This is repeated for each Cub.)
Cub #2: Wow, I am going to be a truck driver. 10-4good buddy.
Cub #3:(enters then exits) Hey, I'm going to be a Chef, dinner anyone.
Cub #4:(enters then exits) I'm going to be a doctor, want a shot?
Cub #5:(Enters then exits) A lawyer, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll sue for 1 million dollars.
Cub #6: (enters then exits) yea, yea, yea! I'm going to be a rock star, where's my guitar?
Cub #7:(enters and exits) An astronaut, look at Mars!
Cub #8: I'm not sure about this, but here goes.
Cub #1: This way. (Turns dials)
Cub #8(enters, screams) No! No!
Cub #1: What's the matter, what will you be?
Cub #8: NO! I'll be a (pause for silence) CUBMASTER!!! (runs off stage with arms flying.)