CAST: 6 Cub Scouts as follows
MA
PA
BOY
SIS. All dressed as Hillbillies.
2 CITY SLICKERS
PROPS: Large cardboard car with handles on the back.
Log cabin.
SETTING: 2 City Slickers drive up in front of the cabin and honk their horn.
MA: (Hillbilly woman comes out of the cabin.)
Howdy! What yawl want?
DRIVER: How do we get to Tulsa?”
MA: I don’t rightly know, but I’ll ask my son.
(Turns and yells into the cabin.)
Sonny, how do yawl get to Tulsey?
BOY: (Boy comes out of the cabin.)
I don’t rightly know. I’ll ask Sis.
(Turns and yells into the cabin.)
Sis! How do yawl get to Tulsey?
SIS: (Comes out of the cabin.)
I don’t rightly know. I’ll ask Pa.
(Turns and yells into the cabin.)
Pa! How do yawl get to Tulsey?
PA: (Comes out of the cabin.)
Hmmm, let me see now … well, I don’t rightly know how ya get to Tulsey.
RIDER: Boy, you people sure are dumb. You don’t know anything do you?
PA: Well, you see it’s this-a-way... We may not be real smart, but we ain’t lost neither.