Clutch throat and say: "HOW, HOW, HOW, WATER, WATER, GLUG, GLUG, GLUG." Wipe your mouth and sigh "AHHHHhhhhhh, I sure feel and look better.!!!" Variation: Same as above except when you get the water, take a comb out of the backpocket, dip itinto the water, pretend to run the comb through your hair, pull out a mirror , look at yourself and say the last line above.