The Highest Tree Climber In The World

Again, this can be a 2-person skit.

Cast: 2 Friends
Setting: Campfire; (Tree climber is hidden in the woods and is able to ruffle a
bush or tree.)

1: You know, they say there's this really good tree climber trying out for the
Olympics. I wonder if he's practicing around here?

2: Call out and see!

1: Hey! Tree Climber! You around here?

Climber: Yep!

1: You practicing?

Climber: Yep!

1: How high are you?

Climber: Oh, not high. About 100 feet.

1: Wow! Can you go higher?

Climber: Yep! (Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 200 feet.

1: Fantastic! Can you go higher?

Climber: Yep! (Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 275 feet.

1: Neato! Can you go higher?

Climber: Yep! (Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 325 feet.

1: Great! Can you go higher?

Climber: Yep! (Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 400 feet.

1: Gee! I'm amazed!

2: Excuse me, Sir, but I have a book here that says that the highest tree in the
world is only 360 feet high!

Climber: Ahhhhhh!!!!!! (Thump!)

References / Source:
2003 Pirates of the Cirribean
 

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