The Dangerous Tent
Cast: 2 guys, 2 bikers
#1: Well, time to go to bed. AND I GET THE TENT! (Beats up little guy.)
#2: But… Oh well, it's no use. (He sets up his sleeping bag under the stars.)
Bikers: (Make motorcycle noises & come in.) Ha! Ha! Let's beat up this guy! (They beat up the little guy.)
#2: Hey! Last night some bikers came here and beat me up!
#1: You're just jealous that I took the tent. Be a man.
The same routine occurs the next night and morning, with the little guy complaining even more. Finally, the big guy lets the little guy have the tent, with much ado about him being a wimp. That night, Bikers: (Make motorcycle noises & come in.) I think we've beat up on the guy outside enough the past two nights. Let's beat up the guy inside the tent tonight!