Seven Jerks on the Line
A 2-person skit that only requires a length of rope.
Cast: 2 People on the phone, up to seven Victims, rope Each person is holding the rope at either end and talking on the telephone
Person 1: I went fishing the other day!
2: Can't hear you!
1: Said I went fishing the other day!
2: Can't hear you! Maybe the phone company needs more telephone poles! Get a couple of victims to hold the rope up in the middle.
1: That better?
2: A little! Try again.
1: Went fishing the other day!
2: Really? Is it a good sushi bar?
1: No! I went fishing! Maybe they need more poles! Get a couple more victims to help hold the rope up.
1: As I was saying, the spot I was at wasn't great!
2: No, still can't hear you. Did you say you got grapes?
1: Hold on a minute. Get another couple of poles.
1: I said that I went fishing and my luck wasn't too good!
2: That's better! Still a little interference, but you say you hit a puck? I think one more pole will help greatly. Get one more pole.
2: Perfect! 1: Gee! The phones today. Anyway, I went fishing the other day.
2: Oh? And how did you do? Any bites?
1: Not good. But today, I did get 7 jerks on the line!