Cub # 1: I know a person who thinks he’s an owl
Cub # 2: Who?
Cub # 1: Now I know two.
Cub # 1: How many birds can carry a big basket?
Cub # 2: I don’t know. How many.
Cub # 1: Toucan!
Cub # 1: Why was the little bird punished at school?
Cub # 2: Why was he?
Cub # 1: He was caught peeping during a test.
Cub # 1: What do you get when you cross a cuckoo clock bird with an octopus?
Cub # 2: Beats me. What?
Cub # 1: A cuckoo clocktopus!
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GSLC Pow Wow 2007