Cotton (A â€œJ.C. Penneyâ€ Variation)
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The spokesman keeps meeting guys with new clothes - a loud shirt, new shoes, bright socks,
new pants, a hat, etc. Each time he remarks how snappy they look and ask where they got
such neat clothes. “FROM COTTON” is always the reply. A while later he meets up
with a guy with a black eye, bruises, a cut lip, and only a towel wrapped around his waist.
Sure enough, when the spokesman asks him his name it’s “Cotton”