CAST: 6 boys in uniform holding props as described below.
Setting: All boys come on stage and one at a time step forward and speak their lines.
ALL TOGETHER: We all excel in building muscles
We’re champs at that, you see;
Just listen to our stories
And we're sure you will agree.
1ST BOY: I hold the title of strongest in my den
Do you suppose it’s because of my friend?
(Holds up toy skunk. Other boys hold their noses.)
2ND BOY: I’m known as the den’s muscle man this year,
Most of my muscle is between my ears.
(Pulls out a small hat from behind his back and tries desperately to fit it on his head.)
3RD BOY: I hold the title of fastest of all,
I’m first in line for the chow basket call.
(Pulls out a bag of cookies and begins eating.)
4TH BOY: I’m known as the champion of the high jump,
One time I missed and got a big lump.
(Rubs head, with a painful expression on his face.)
5TH BOY: To keep in shape, I exercise each day,
I wonder why my muscles turned out this way.
(Removes sweatshirt to show colorful padding on arms and legs.)
6TH BOY: I’m the champ at making things disappear, you see,
Watch us all disappear, as I count to three.
(He counts slowly 1-2-3 as the curtain closes.)