Customer: Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: (Enters, very snooty, and peers in the soup.) Oh, yes. You are right sir. That will be an extra 25
cents for the meat.
Customer: But waiter, he's swimming all over the top!
Waiter: (Still snooty.) You are right. He doesn't know he's a fly, sir. He's doing the butterfly stroke.
Customer: Well, I think he must be an Australian.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Customer: BECAUSE HE'S DOWN UNDER NOW!
GSLC Pow Wow 2006