The Pirate Family

A good joke on Scouting. Of course, it can be easily modified, but keep the punch line. Cast: Pirate Parents, three or four Pirates, one or two Beavers, Cubs, or Scouts in full uniform. Mom: You know, we came from a great lineage of pirates. All were really mean and ferocious. For instance, there was Long John Silver. LJS: (Comes out) Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum! Let's see if I can catch that bum! Dad: And of course, we can't forget Captain Hook. Hook: (Comes out) Let's get that Peter Pan once and for all! Mom: Then there was Captain Kidd that nobody was afraid of. But he was still a great pirate. Kidd: (Comes out, looks funny) I may look funny, but I'm great with a sword. (And he proves it.) Mom & Dad: But look at us! All we had were Cubs! (Cubs walk out.)


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