Fly in the Soup
Customer: Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter : (Enters, very snooty, peering into the soup) Oh, yes, you are right, sir. That will be an extra 25 cents for the meat.
Customer: But waiter, he's swimming all over the top!
Waiter : (Still snooty) You are right, sir. It doesn't know it's a fly, sir. It's doing the Butterfly stroke.
Customer: Well, I think it must be an Australian!
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Customer: BECAUSE IT'S DOWN UNDER NOW!