Fly in the Soup

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter : (Enters, very snooty, peering into the soup) Oh, yes, you are right, sir. That will be an extra 25 cents for the meat.

Customer: But waiter, he's swimming all over the top!

Waiter : (Still snooty) You are right, sir. It doesn't know it's a fly, sir. It's doing the Butterfly stroke.

Customer: Well, I think it must be an Australian!

Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?

Customer: BECAUSE IT'S DOWN UNDER NOW!

 

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