Musical Toilet Seat Salesman

A scout is a door-to-door salesman, selling Musical Toilet Seats: If you have some cardboard make
props like toilet seats. A salesman approaches each home knocks on the door and sells the seat:
Salesman: "Good morning sir, I like to show you the newest thing in electronic technology. My company
has developed the new musical toilet seat. Would you be interested in buying this modern-day
marvel?"(ham this up, plead beg, etc. be a door to door salesman)
Customer 1: "Do you have one that plays Dixie?"
Customer 2 asked for "Eat the Rich".
Customer 3 asked for "Star-Spangled Banner"
Salesman, I sure do, here it is, I hope you like it. I'll come back tomorrow to make sure you are satisfied."
The next day the Salesman goes back and asked each customer: How did you like the musical toilet
Customer 1: "It was great, it played Dixie and I sat there with a bucket of fried chicken enjoying each
Customer 2: "It was great. I listened and read a copy of the Rolling Stone magazine."
Customer 3: "I hated it, It just did not work out.
Salesman responds to Customer 3: "We have never had an unsatisfied customer, what went wrong?
Customer 3: " It's that music. "Every time I sit down on the toilet, it starts playing the Star Spangled
Banner and I have to stand up again!"


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